#WonkersOfTheWorldUnite

10 points to whoever can enlighten me as to why the inside of my head is all "baby 'cause Imma thug … blah, blah; blah,blah … 'ca 'ca 'cause Imma thug."

Bee tee dubs, there's a reason humanity grabs the popcorn and smiles at the sight of John Wick dropping the population of a small village but turns away when it's curtains for Old Yeller.

Halfway through episode three … y'all best not f$&k with #OldMan's dogs. I want both those sweethearts up on the bed come series finale. Just sayin'.

When she goes from a-bit-much to a-bit-f$&kin'-much.

Halfway through #OnePiece, make my day, tell me Luffy and the Snake Princess end up together.

So, @jessicaporter, just my perspective worldview; warnings of y'all's misdiagnosis of our underlying, devolutionary extinction problem 'cause y'all Einstellunged AF; & solutions 4 said unprecedented challenge at which your mechanized minds can't stop chucking norms & precedents.

Since they be all Trump, Trump, Trump this morning on #MorningJoe:

The fuck you would, @POTUS. Prove me wrong.

While I'm at it, hands down the best acoustic album by a grunge band. I was a high school freshman (and, yes … I was sporting corduroy pants, Doc Marten's, and some unbuttoned long sleeve flannel plaid).

Hands down the best acoustic set performed by a hair band. I was in sixth or seventh grade.

I just realized, Scooter could really use a pair of #OhShit handles.

Why is the supposed traffic violation still unspecified and not shown in the released video footage? If there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, how's about we f$&king have it in the coverage? If there's not, how's about we f$&king point that out in the coverage?

My boy from #TheManWhoFellToEarth deserves one too, while I'm at it.

If I felt like typing, I'd tell y'all that mister Klaus, @RobMSheehan, on #TheUmbrellaAcademy deserves an #Emmy.

#LastYearToday

#LastYearToday

#LastYearToday

When your civil liberties require a super majority, you are living under minority rule. When 142,991,983 voices ring louder than 184,541,791, the people's contract is up for renewal. When the old apparatus can no longer produce, the political machine must be retooled.

#LastYearToday

#LastYearToday

There must be a reason that the mind, when it finds itself locked within an auditory environment devoid of anything interesting enough to follow and decode, turns to music and that proverbially sticky song.

Where all the knots come from (accept for the dancing bears, which are originals built up out of Ashley's bones). The 7000+ knots are numbered. I'm thinking I might label some of my creations to show how I combine them.

When you buy a magnetic iPad mount and take a rotary tool to it in order to create an accessory that oughta already f$&kin' exist.