#RestingWanderlust

A solid use case for the introduction of a cross post API for @manton's parser would be that last one. You could configure the output to only have Bonnie's Twitter handle in the twitter post, using her name (or appropriate handle) for the actual blog and/or cross post targets.

You know your dog's getting old when your round-the-block walk becomes a back-and-forth-across-your-driveway walk and each additional driveway receives her very best @TheBonnieRaitt impression. She's all, "feels like hoommmee to mee, feels like hoooommmmme to meee."

A future feature for you @manton: global regex find and replace for the content Markdown files so I can remove the cross parameters from my card shortcode invocations for all the pages that have already been cross posted (thereby embedding the HTML directly in the Hugo output rather than relying on Javascript to transform the element upon page load (which it does to ensure a regular link is cross posted (from which the target platform can generate its own preview card))).

In case anyone reading this caught my latest #COVID related post and was left scratching their head over the reference.

You know you're getting old when you remember you liked rolling but you can't remember with what.

Feels like I oughta create an iOS shortcut for sharing some of the songs I'm listening to as they pop up in my ginormous nostalgic nuggs playlist.

Feels like I oughta spend more time doing laundry and less time digging shorts out of the hamper for my workout.

Flavors don't hook kids, marketing and access do. This whole make-it taste-like-shit-so-kids-won't-like-it antivape movement is horseshit. Y'all can make my juice taste like ass when I can make your alcohol taste like donkey dick.

cc @putmygamefaceon

Since @HawleyMO's fist pump made a cameo in the #January6thCommitteeHearings last night.

What if homosexuality was part of God's plan for addressing overpopulation and y'all bibleheads, like, totally f$&ked it up?

Also, there is one question that, given any context, may always be answered the same way. The question is, "How can you do that?" The answer is, "Practice."

Contradiction may rival pattern recognition for humanity's most significant attribute.

Y'all ever feel like maybe Justice oughtn't be blind?

It occurs to me that #COVID be runnin' around like it was #LadiesLoveCoolJames, flexin' on the mic all, "Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years."

#LastYearToday

#LastYearToday

When you're thinking on when to give Murphy her meds and your brain be composing a song like:

It'llllll
It'll be
IIt'll be Eeassierrrr
With herrrr
If we let 'er wake upp
Just a littlllle

Just wrapped my first trip to the driving range with my new clubs. Guess I golf now. Driving the ball over the safety net was the goal, right

If you don't love Love
Then you don't know Love
Or Love does not know you
The way you do
(That or it's quite possible you came equipped, through no fault of your own, with a neurodivergent emotional processing unit incapable of introducing empathy into your data sink)

Seems like more could have been done with regard to disambiguating the spelling of tear. Be better English language.

Bee tee dubs redux, progressive discontent is touched upon in this 'un:

Bee tee dubs, Biden not having particularly strong ties to his base is touched upon at the top of this fiery little f$&ker:

This thing where folks don't want Biden or Trump to run in 2024 is an example of how folks unacquainted with the mechanics of our dual reality democracy continue to believe the people are the problem, when, all along, the problem has been an exploited information ecosystem.