My attention gets divvied out as part of a complex meritocracy.

I wonder what the correct number of posts is to avoid people jumping on the manic episode bandwagon.

When you wonder whether your three-week attention span is actually the amphetamine salts at work after having it dawn on you that the only other time you felt like drawing you stopped eight days later.

I wonder what I will be doing in two weeks when this has grown boring for me.

I wonder how many other answers reduce down to me.

Raise your hand if you are reading this in the timeline of the only social media platform you use.

Holding something at arm’s length requires realtime adjustments that take into consideration the leaping ability of the dog in the hunt

Anyone that checks their MB timeline weekly is about to crap their pants.

On Dragon Weaving Apple Watch Photos watch face

Base Sculpting Apple Watch Photos watch face

Art of Propaganda Apple Watch Photos watch face

You have to accept a situation to improve it.

When the dog has taken to stationing himself mid-level while you make up your mind,

and nipping at your heels when he feels enough has been enough

BPMEF is gonna acronym Blood Pressure Machine Error Feeling

The transference of information requires two participants. If your performance reviews aren’t including the entire cast, how efficiently could you possibly be adapting to dumpster fires?

I mean… you try avoiding that certainty when your post’s foundational phrase happens to be graceful exit.

This insight redacted because there is no f$&king way it wouldn’t be read as connected with Biden’s exit speech.

Thank you Carrot, for always being there to poke

Sometimes the hunter’s better option is to learn the monster’s language.

Sometimes a thing won’t really get its flavor until it cools down.

The last time all cylinders ran. Twitter eventually burned up the oil and friction took over, grinding everything to a halt.

Am I free to turn pigeon wing defense into a thing or do other birds pop up a shark fin?

And that may be ambitious

My guesstimate would be a one count for the total number of views for the video of me flipping over the multi-surface art.