Here come the age-restricted, sensitive content quote tweet screenshots for today. Fuck you @TwitterSupport

When #FruitsBasket finally breaks with Isuzu in Tohru's lap in episode 19 of the second season.

.@BarackObama, @DNC, y'all read mine and I'll read yours.

Yo, Colonial Penn, your three 'P's reduce to two. A price you can afford is the same thing as a price that fits your budget, bro.

#WhereDoesTheGreenGo?

Ok … little miss #FruitBaskets is cute AF.

#LastYearToday #ThisIsAVideoOfMyCuteAFDog #GotSomething4Ya @TwitterSupport 凸(`△´＃)

The 2018 blue wave also had nothing to do with @DNC messaging.

cc @jheil

If you're not angry, y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ n̶o̶t̶ p̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ you're living in an inverted reality fabricated and functioning as a closed system by leveraging the replacement of print media by social media as a news source (reality's building blocks).

When the song stuck in your head (or, more accurately, the mashup of Nirvana's Radio Friendly Unit Shifter & Tina Turner's Rolling on the River being assembled & shat out by your brain in real-time (been a neuro-free-for-all since I began avoiding writing)) keeps skipping.

When the album title would always double as a song title. #FlyMeCourageous

When you don't wanna be there and you finish the workout anywho.

An oldie but a goodie for the folks on my TV set that won't shut the f$&k up about 2024 @GOP presidential candidates.

Y'all, just trying to share that last post with her got weird.

Walk back in from a bathroom break, offering her a box of tissues (for her issues) … another for the list of things I thought to do that'd be funny as hell, but I thought just as easily might show me to the curb.

#Social media grouping by last timeline check

Days: Micro.blog (random, I was looking at the pic I just posted and something caught my eye)

Months: Twitter, Mastodon

F$&kifiknow: Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr

Note: attention still available via mention

#PrayForPeace #AlsoStopKillingEachOther

Totally in danger of being on time this morning.

FFS, stop talking about carving out the filibuster. The filibuster ≡ minority rule. It's only purpose is to prevent a majority from carrying out the will of the people within a senate already f$&ked by the fact that 18% of our population holds 52% of the representation.

I just realized that I'm the f$&king guy that doesn't draw a bottle of Heinz ketchup because f$&k your expectations.

凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

Apologies in advance…

Were we to fashion a formula for calculating snot rocket velocity, I wonder what magnitude the variable representing nose hair would hold.

Seeing a lot of giant-ass pushcarts ridden by large-ass kiddos, as though they were the f$&kin' golden child, being passed off as strollers. My mom had my two-year-old ass on a f$&king leash.

My contribution upon, Jenn's request, a couple days ago for a social media thread, the kind for which y'all actually have an appetite (keep it going if you must):

Fell asleep at the beach in my Violent Femmes t-shirt and woke up with a blister in the sun.