#LastYearToday

Probably for the best I don't have access to my two previous Twitter accounts. The look-at-this-f$&kers-I-called-this-shit-two-and-a-half-years-ago-but-failed-to-garner-interest-in-the-problem-as-I-defined-it-or-the-solution-I-derived flavored posts would be so obnoxious.

Since #MorningJoe be talking Arizona Republican Party.

The art and its inspiration.

#Westworld

Honestly, writers, how's about we put on our big boy (and girl) pants and dream up some season/series endings where everyone doesn't die. It's worse than weaksauce, it's predictable.

You don't fix this by avoiding the pursuit of accountability, Tim Alberta, you fix it by severing the connection. This camel's back is unbreakable. It'll bear all the straws, even the crazy ones.

Y'all Left out the one thing that might save y'all's asses this November, the overturning of Roe v Wade.

Bee tee dubs, gimmick naming like "Inflation Reduction Act" tells me y'all still politics-as-usualling this sh$t.

As soon as the word "technically" leaves your mouth, you've lost the heart of the argument.

You're asking the wrong person this morning, @AliVelshi, about what's happening and what can be done.

Better the devil you don't know. He might surprise you.

So, @Crunchyroll, give me an autoplay next that blows by closing and opening credits (and their ridiculously lengthy musical accompaniment) and I'll double what I'm giving ya.

Reminder: bubble one Republicans shall remain without representation until the collapse of bubble two. Start your own f$&king party. The GQP is a tear down anyway and doing so would actually speed this sh&t up.

My god, life is a lot.

Apparently I'm starting a little biographical tripe essay. I was gonna just spit out what I was thinking; but, I always have fun with the CS leaning metaphors.

When the feeling of not wanting to be there drives you to destroy three full five-exercise circuits in 20 minutes (or thereabouts).

So, poetic farts is a background process launched by my brain upon startup. For weeks it's been stuck in Weird Al mode. Here's what it just farted: "a voice is a choice … of course … of course" as if I were Wilbur chatting up the famous Mr. Ed about enfranchisement.

Internal dialogue is exhausting.

How much easier must writing be today than when I was a kid? Be all, "gotta weigh things … wait … which Egyptian god was it weighed sh$t?". Switch over to mobile Safari. Type a f$&king query. "Boom … Anubis."

When you're driving it 230+ yards during your 16th golf lesson.

Properly storing your tools and materials: intended versus actual (#ADHD edition)

Why they can't divorce from Trump, Kurt, their propaganda machine ascended.

It's not all the same color going in. So, why's it all the same color coming out? Which bits are the brown bits?

Collectively, we overuse and/or misapply the word "just" obscenely frequently. Just sayin'.