Side note: yes, I just introduced punctuation to textese. U'R welcome.

When U realize: if the watch complication U added tracks steps, U'R gonna look at UR f$&kin' steps; and, if U'R gonna look at UR f$&kin' steps, why TF did U not think to put UR watch back on before twirling about towel-surf mopping the room apres une piddle de Murphy?

Wait, in Japan, do y'all make videos of your dogs and cats where it sounds like they're saying "I love you" in Japanese?

Y'all wanna know how good the shit is @bjnovak been writin'? I got #Vengeance paused at 45:30. Y'all catch up with me and check how profound the words are been coming out of @aplusk's mouth. Profound, I'm tellin' ya … oughta Ashton Kutcher's mouth.

Interaction Expectations

Met:

He was a good friend of mine

Unmet:

Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair

Where ever he laid his hat was his home

He drove so goddamn fast

When the punch you just landed to the right side of your face reminds you that the direction and angle one assumes when pulling becomes infinitely more significant should your grip happen to slip.

Nope, #Prop27 would turn any laptop or device into an instrument with which one may choose to gamble. It takes an individual to turn it into a gambling device. #BeBetter logic-based argument.

What if carrying a pregnancy to term was against my religion?

Deleting and redrafting is a pain in the ass when multi-platform cross-posting. I'll stick Jerry and Fuzzy-Wuzzy up again later if they don't make it over (to make it more confusing, they ended up double posted on the Micro.blog timeline ☆ｏ(＞＜；)○).

If there's not a word for specifying television and film akin to literature (i.e. I could write an English paper … or, y'all could discuss at book club) to genretively (it's a make up a word kinda morning) distinguish these works from the rest of the riff-raff, there oughta be.

Papa was a _______ _____




           ǝuoʇs ƃuıןןoɹ

Jerry was a ____ ___ ______




           ɹǝʌıɹp ɹɐɔ ǝɔɐɹ

Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a ____




                 ɹɐǝq

I was already all in, but episode 7 of #TheBear is special.

There ain't no such thing as half-way fascists, @POTUS.

When you recall the shirt you wore in elementary school that read, "Homey don't play that."

All those dummies on #MorningJoe talking, "should Biden run again?" … "Trump this" … "Trump that" … "poll this" … "poll that", here's the last poll that mattered, circa July 2020. It shows the dual reality partitioning. You could put me on the ticket, even I would beat Trump.

When you realize your only remaining support, you pay for.

Color me shocked that the platform that can't rectify this shit for me has security flaws. Am I right, @TwitterSupport? 凸(`△´＃)

When we stopped being polite
And started getting real
Until we just stopped being polite

Yo, @jheil, the choice of messaging is irrelevant. The fallout from Roe rebooted WE THE PEOPLE in 2020 mode.

When her high horse was a mini.

When our trolls were no longer Norwegian…

Guess it'll be a poem:

When we stopped reading hands on a clock
When we stopped sticking carbon in copies
When we applied digital filters
(At first just for fun,
But we'd soon merge as one)
That recolored our realities