Thanks for making the whittling down of school board candidates a little easier, Ingrid Campos.

Santa Clara Valley Water District Director blurbs…

Candidate 1: “I believe water is a human right. Every person deserves access to safe and clean water, regardless of financial circumstances or social status.”

Candidate 2 (incumbent): “I worked on keeping our creeks clean during homelessness (1/4 of all homeless live in the creeks).”

Hey @nbcsnl, you missed the one where my account was permanently suspended for saying that Trump was a pansy for walking out of the Leslie Stahl interview.

In case y'all are wonderin' what went down 'tween the hedges. #Dawgs #Vols

cc @GeorgiaFootball @Vol_Football

Five hours to kickoff m0therf$&kers. #Dawgs #Vols

Have I mentioned yet that I peaked in high school?

Depression can eat a D … Immabout done with it (No … not like that. As one blessed with #Dysthymia, the will-to-live bit of my brain is entirely unaffected).

Nice of the #Vols head coach to provide bulletin board material for a Sanford Stadium full of #Dawgs fans. Here's an annotated map for visiting ball coaches that call the #BulldawgNation tea and crumpet fans.

cc @GeorgiaFootball @Vol_Football

When you see repeat #NostalgicNuggs postings, blame @Apple for consistently f$&king emptying my (almost) manually shuffled playlists.

Am I the only one being conditioned to vote YES on shit because f$&k all these folks on the small screen telling me to vote NO? *mutters "tell me what to do m0therf$&kers" under his breath*

I can't tell which is worse, the writing on SNL or the lofi crinkliscious playback Peacock is subjecting me to.

Seriously folks, always have someone else double check your blurbs (Amazon listings are peak shitshow. This here just looks like a won-off).

Hopefully @redbubble will respond. No point adding the tags and descriptions if they're just gonna end up suspending/closing my account.

Dogs will hunt. #Dawgs #Vols

cc @GeorgiaFootball @Vol_Football

What I was thinking last October:

Loaded all my shite into Red Bubble. Still need to tweak the available products, add tags, and add descriptions (for whichever art @redbubble decides I can leave up).

Looks like Red Bubble gonna have an issue with this one.

When you've been sitting on a shit ton of digital art that you don't know what to do with (or whether it may garner any genuine interest somewhere should I bother floating it about). I'm sitting on 29 more to upload tomorrow.

Totally could have had total handle consistency had I gone with Moonbuck instead of Moondeer (눈_눈)

I may have to have a campaign getting whichever of y'all read this posts to help me generate tags for all the art work I'm uploading to RedBubble/FineArtAmerica. F$&k if I know how to tag this shit.

cc @DomainJulian

80% of the populace believes the other party poses an existential threat to the nation. If you didn't expect to see a number like this, you haven't read my essays … the ones I wrote over a year ago.

#WhenShowingUpIsMoreThanHalfTheBattle

Fuck you #ADHD #Dysthymia fueled #GuiltAvoidanceCycle. I am showing up at my workout today in spite of my flaking for the last three weeks and it being the last fucking thing I feel like doing.

Bee tee dubs, #Shantaram is wicked good.

*something inherently meaningless that will get more views, perhaps even a heart or two*