Mosquitoes can suck it

Money ain't the lifeblood of this civilization, bud. Community is… and we're bleeding out.

If you find yourself slathering your elbow with Tiger Balm and Biofreeze while you're perched upon the porcelain god, be careful how you wipe your ass. #JustSayin

Someone give me a little anime girl to raise.

In a war of bubbles, candidates don't matter. EVERY voter will back WHOEVER happens to be chosen as the representative for THEIR reality.

Drawing fouls is for pu$$ies

Third time the charm, someone should have mentioned that #BungoStrayDogs gets wicked cool around the fifth episode.

— The guy watching episode 39

Bee tee dubs, the mid sentence hang up on the other end of a business call that up and bolted in the opposite direction of your way ain't the power move you pu$$ies think it is, bless your hearts (lookin' at you Michael Riley of "He-Man" Plumbing;))

When you suck the world sucks with you.

#HowBoutThemDawgs

Proposition: one's dependence upon interaction with animals for the accumulation of happiness may be losslessly expressed as a function taking as input the degree of ridiculousness with which one modulates their speaking voice when addressing them during said interactions.

Art concept: the hats I wear

Being smart enough to know you're dumber when you're depressed is a bit of a fuckin'-somethin'.

Feels like vultures kinda get a bad rap.

When your inner dialogue is a GD nuisance spouting repetitive drivel.

Could we maybe not make the vegetable broth container look nearly identical to the almond milk container please and thank you.

When you're thinking of charging up an old iPhone just to make it easier (#ADHD compatible) to capture video of your dog watching the video you captured of your dog.

4K Wildlife web cams oughta be saturating the world's preserves and sanctuaries to provide prominently featured feeds within our screen media hubs. Tranquil? Yes, as f$&k… but, also, how you gonna convince people to save shit they ain't invested in.

When your dog is so videologgable you (click through or I kill you, I looked up the number three in braille FFS):

⒜ shoot hours of video figuring you'll come back to at least some of it.

⑵ feel like a memic medley is totes feasible:

    ⑴ What the dog doin'?

    ⒝ That's my boy… NO, my boyyyyyyy

    (⠼⠉) Parcour… PARCOUR… …parcour

    (ᏅᎩ) <<petting or no petting (in a hispanic accent ringing slightly racist) meme goes here>>

P.S. If the shitshow of HTML entites and markup escapes ran afoul somewhere, fuck it… I ain't comin' back to this one. Two high gravity beers deep… and a post most likely read by none… sheiiit.

P.S.S. @manton been busy. I hit the camera icon to pick a random Kota photo… and random Kota videos are totally available to me (so I picked one). If I ever revisit programmer mode and that shit slides into Swift programmer mode, the kickass Micro.blog client I end up winking into existence shall still be open sourced and pushed off onto you for preservation.

The interaction with #CARROT in the @CARROT_app update is genius. Nearly nine years of occular sensor poking and the those pokes still payoff. Wish I'd thought to screen record it.

Someone remind me why the front facing camera still captures shit mirrored… and why we can't simple correct that shit when painting pixels from the buffer… or, at the very least, store the correct transform to file.

#LiquidDeath sparkling water used to be nitrogenated rather than carbonated. F$&k me if they haven't scrubbed that shit from the interwebs.

Also, Jenn thinks y'all (I tell her nobody reads these, but, whatever) are gonna have a problem with that last one, thinking I don't support transgender individuals. I told her y'all'd be smart enough to come at me with the follow up questions.

It's time to disassociate gender identity from competitive sports. We don't need Men's & Woman's, we need Testosterone Developed & Estrogen Developed. We no longer separate these fuckers because girls oughtn't play with boys. We also aren't hosting any WNBA dunk contests.

I wonder how many pixels would be required to create a digital painting that, when zoomed out, becomes a scannable QR code.