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  • I can name that question in eight characters…

    5:30 AM, Oct 15, 2023
  • So Gaza is smaller than San Jose with a population twice its size. And, it ain't like shit be sparse in the bay.

    7:33 AM, Oct 14, 2023
  • Also on the lookout for another specialized term for racist similar to antisemitic, but denoting some other ancestry

    4:37 AM, Oct 14, 2023
  • I suppose my race is Atheist ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    10:12 AM, Oct 13, 2023
  • Find me another word beginning with anti for which the remainder of said word does not itself form a word.

    5:58 AM, Oct 13, 2023
  • I'll also accept an educated response as to how a strip of land nine-tenths the size of the city of San Jose pent behind a border barrier they call the Iron Wall is not functionally an internment camp. Saves me the due diligence legwork.

    5:43 AM, Oct 13, 2023
  • How do we feel about internment camps? Asking for an antisemtic friend.

    5:29 AM, Oct 13, 2023
  • Joe Scarborough, did you even read the fucking letter? The sensational horseshit coming out your mouth (3hr45min in) has me peacing out bro. I'm not sure we even notice the spark anymore, we light so much fucking gas. I don't think we even mean to. I don't think we even know we are doing it.

    6:58 AM, Oct 12, 2023
  • Y'all's reaction to this letter captures every scrap of dumbf$&k we've set loose in progressive society. Incorrectly ascribing entirely where partially ought to reside is a common occurrence when speaking from a position of bias. Antisemitism, huh. I am so fucking tired of being an island.

    6:12 AM, Oct 12, 2023
  • When you're fucking with your watch while driving, trying not to crash… because the frustration seeping into the steering wheel while being slapped silly in perfect time to An Ode to No One induced said₁ fucking watch to panic like that little yappy thing that was chasing some similar (yet yapless (and much, much larger in scale)) thing when said₂ similar thing suddenly turnt to jiggle its jowl, causing the ground to shake (at least, it sure as shit felt that way to said₁ little yappy thing)… teasing its siren while working its way through a countdown you must, per the pixel values of your watch's display, figure a way to stop else we're callin' emergency services 'cause we done detected a crash.

    9:14 AM, Oct 10, 2023
  • Love thy neighbor, bitches. Or, did God add that shit to the second edition? This is Israel's 9/11 when we retroactively discover that the native population we've systematically caged (being somewhat less than human, naturally) were secretly behind the assault. Go ahead… justify subjugation…

    7:55 AM, Oct 8, 2023
  • Raise your hand if you believe any has ever done right by Gaza (and then kindly explain to me how so).

    6:58 AM, Oct 8, 2023
  • Does breathing in isopropyl alcohol 99% make my insides less sticky?

    10:20 AM, Sep 28, 2023
  • So I suppose there are 38 whatevers being matched. Y'all suppose the gray bits are where the genetic code didn't match against any breed decoded in the database utilized by their algorithm?

    7:52 AM, Sep 16, 2023
  • Jon Meacham is so GD close. Shame I never managed to grab his attention.

    6:30 AM, Sep 13, 2023
  • That ain't faith, Joe Scarborough, it is community… otherwise you're spot on.

    6:09 AM, Sep 13, 2023
  • The pinnacle of misunderstanding what has happened to American politics since print died. Who could beat Trump? In a two horse national race for the presidency, even Ron f$&king DeSantis, could beat Trump. Or would you really choose to abstain and allow that fucker back in office?

    5:59 AM, Sep 13, 2023
  • #DonnaMartinGraduates

    7:49 PM, Sep 12, 2023
  • What follows is the progress made on the rewrite of an essay from February 2021 that, once completed, shall comprise the book explaining all the sh$t some other f$&ker really oughta have figured out by now. Be better American intellectuals.

    On Dragon Weaving

    What I Suppose We'd Call the Preamble

    Honestly, I haven't a clue why, in February of last year, I found myself pondering the web of dragon mythology that so ensnares the imagination of man. Of how the machinations of my mind materialized the path it would then travel, I've an even clumsier grasp. I believe there is something significant to be found within the folds of fumbled expression held by the essay I had composed. Now, a year later (finding myself in possession of more diversely and formidably equipped faculties), I shall recompose its art and prose, hoping to attain a composition that more capably communicates that which I have to say. It shall begin with a declaration. It shall end with an appeal. Two waypoints shall lie between the beginning and the ending. With a little luck, journey's end shall bring clarity to the both of us as to how and why the path was chosen.

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    8:44 AM, Sep 11, 2023
  • Someone oughta submit my #NostalgicNuggs song posts to Apple in a bug report for their limp f$&king shuffle algorithm that has had me playing the same ten bands off a playlist with a 2K+ song count (seeing as the shuffle is lost every GD time the phone restarts).

    9:57 AM, Sep 8, 2023
  • Okay, mathematicians, I am now accepting input as to whether I ought to abbreviate y'all as U∀ (which works more like a vanity plate or brain teaser) or ∀U (which I believe may be more mathematically accurate, but reads "all you" instead of "you all."

    8:06 AM, Sep 7, 2023
  • My god, don't y'all ever feel stupid? Being dissatisfied w/ the current shape of things, w/ yet another election coming, chattering about changing horses 'cause the current guy ain't fixed in four years problems averaging nine years to tackle. The root of voting against your own interests live here.

    8:02 AM, Sep 7, 2023
  • It doesn't defy logic, Sam… it defies your logic.

    6:14 AM, Sep 6, 2023
  • Fuck you nobody predicted the fall of kabul, Franklin Foer.

    As much as y'all hate being gaslit by Earth II asshats, Earth I politicians can torch y'all f$&kers and you're all, "thank you sir, may I have some more?".

    7:02 AM, Sep 5, 2023
  • .@velshi, they aren't just arming them, bud… they need their vote… and they need their muscle on standby. I'm tired of explaining why… time to switch to cute critter videos.

    6:49 AM, Sep 2, 2023
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