My living arrangement is more stable then my democracy.

I got a button for a 📸 (that I use way more than I accidentally slide my way over to the 📸). I got a watch for a 🔦 (that I use way more than I accidentally activate this GD 🔦). Why TF aren’t these optional? U think because you disappeared the corner radius control center glitch you all ✔️.

When you’re about a f$&k shy from cracking open the Fitness app and tracking how your heart rate just fluctuated ten minutes either side of the previous posting.

Remind me why I’ve kept myself grounded for fourty-fuckall years. I thought we, every one of us, wished we could fucking fly.

Here is me shoving another lightbulb into a drawer.

I guess the audience I write for is the crickets

When the dog takes off running ‘cause your stomach growled.

Bee tee dubs, one of them words was French in that last one or your guess is as good as mine as to how it got there.

I mean, now that I find myself watching subs instead of dubs, Crunchyroll, I could be fluent in Japanese by the end of next year were you to simply slap that syllabic Japanese (like Kota) up alongside the English.

*** ☾𐂂 stews over ☾𐂂’s inability to spell already acquired words come nande

Since this kind of shit oughta be digestible from the timeline.

And that is what I get for trying to inline an image using the MB app >.<

I suppose the skirt-around-society approach would be to disconnect my feed again while keeping those of y’all I put back in my timeline so we interact.

If philosophy is not science, perhaps it measures its performance. Not sure how you introduce logic proofs into a subject without calling it science, though. I think On Certainty might scrape this subject.

Perhaps we produce mutually exclusive thoughts because additional drivers arrive. My logic center is absolutely certain that I require human connection to persist in any kind of positive emotional state of being. My emotional center says fuck you all, I don’t need you. I suppose these are my wolves.

Body photography is awkward. I gone and snapped a shot ‘cause dropping 38 lbs over the last two years (and acquiring a muscle set can pop Kota up on my shoulder to play parakeet) feels neurodivergently documentable. Documentable because I stopped working out. I stopped leaving the house entirely.

You are an embarrassment to college football, B10, or BIG 10, or whatever TF you call your collection of small little teams (not 10 teams, anymore, you branding dipshits… only to be outdone by the slough of pacific coast schools just joined the Atlantic Coast Conference).

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I just don’t know how to square this sudden onset of inspired writing and the bits of me I put on display with the crickets @manton gives me back. @odd and @pratik tend to keep me engaged (few others as well), but I’m still 50/50 on whether keeping my posts connected to the MB timeline is positive.

I almost need the excavator to come back for five minutes, trigger me, and then leave so all these hammers pounding sound like raindrops.

Lifting that bottle out of the coaster stack, with one hand by the coaster, was harder than I would have thought.

Got a stop and go soul
With a head like a hole
Rezner would die before passing control

I wonder how far jacked ☾𐂂 will drive golf balls.

I bet at least ten of you are within fifty miles of me. If social media cultivated and strengthened local communities supplementally instead of replacing them, perhaps some of the batshit could be held at bay.

I suppose I am the kind of person that will look through their posts, realize a guesstimated time period of ten minutes was probably closer to twenty minutes, and then create a post capturing the moment they realize they are the kind of person that will look through their posts, realize a guesstimat