Also, Kota has one degree of separation from the Michael Vick dogs

Congratulations Norfolk State, your new head coach drowns puppies that are too sweet to kill each other on command for the amusement of others.

The video (which I had to write a Shortcut to compress since nobody wants to handle iPhone video compression anymore, trick was trim video compressing for me) with the papa of our adorable Murphy-era skunk family I wanted to dig out for @pratik and the shampoo bottle photo I uncovered as a bonus.

So close Apple engineers. I wasn’t actually expecting to find what I wanted. Screenshots of a search in the Photos app for Skunk (without tapping a tag) and a search from the image library selection interface with an amazing partial match result (the tanuki vanish) and unusable results.

Data alignment is how a mentalist primes the globe.

Woe is me… when you
(╮°-°)╮┳━━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻
that ‘M’ and blow a bubble inside its belly.

I wonder why more birds aren’t red. Something in the spectrum, perhaps?

Perhaps quantum physics makes sense because certainty is subjective.

If our experienced reality is the collection of shadows dancing upon the outer wall within Plato’s cave, and our emotions manufactured via shadow play, something peculiar happens when you stick Schrodinger‘s cat into the box by the inner wall for any appreciable amount of time: the GD cat gets projected into the shadow play… without the box. And, since each chained MF makes an individual observation of the projected cat… they are the ones that dictate whether they must live with a dead cat until cat prime is actually observed back by the inner wall.

Also, I may actually use the word “ain’t” in live conversation.

Also, I may be wrong about the number of notes in the song of the mourning dove but at this point I ain’t googling it.

Side note: I don’t actually use the word “ain’t” in live conversation. I guess the me that talks here is not the same me speaking vibrationally

So, I guess by waiting until I happened to catch the laughing dove’s song in the livestream, rather than googling up an answer, for comparison to my beloved mourning dove’s song, I was choosing to unbox nature my GD self.

The song of the laughing dove has three notes. The song of the mourning dove has four notes. Thanks to @odd, I now know that oughta spook some of y’all.

Who TF are y’all hiring to program your shit? My lord.

When a bunch of folks just south of you saw their first tornado yesterday.

Probably never coming: On Plato’s Cave Projecting Schrödinger's Cat

I’m guessing there aren’t any dual brain clubs for finding other starving, quantum computing poeritphilosophartists like myself.

Perhaps I ought categorize my sources of stress so I can attempt to rotate their handling (thereby rotating elemental attack types (thereby rotating which portions of me need to firm the fuck up in any given moment)).

Life is cord untanglement

Interior Chinatown is another I could write an English paper about. Well done Yu

Let Saban fix your playoff model, the MFer knows football and he knows the SEC.

If you think your school’s schedule was tough… go ahead google Georgia’s schedule this year… I’ll wait…

Four dumb switches acting like two dumb three way switches for a hanging MF in the stairwell and for a pair of stupid hall ceiling fixtures. This must be some logic gate bullshit (and you smart switches ain’t that f$&king smart if you can’t be backwards compatible with dumb).

Okay… I give y’all so much shit, Apple Engineers… I am big enough to admit that your shaking text surprise was very pleasing.

And if the video in the last one doesn’t show up in the MB timeline, I may as well disconnect my feed again. Almost expressing myself is unacceptable. @manton, @odd… y’all can let me know if you suppose my video art is functional.

Just a heads up… I suggest y’all get this shit sorted before the Gen X Teaching Division ages out. They will be the last set to know where we had been heading (having embraced and propagated the progress). Gen X Teaching Division, y’all are failing to meet your moment. Probably for the same reason: