Random of the least likely variety: write about the correlations over the past year between Kota training techniques learned and ADHD habit-forming/pattern-breaking. Something like, Everything I Need to Know About Leveraging High Functioning Adult ADHD I Learned at CaliK9

Does making the truth harder to find also make it harder to accept?

Sooo… Israel’s latest great idea is to make the Gaza Strip, which we all remember is smaller than San Jose, an even smaller cage.

Uncertainty doesn’t create opportunity, it accompanies it.

When you were about to do a contextless, zero participation complete-the-lyric game with yourself and the one fella eying your stream at the time… but, upon checking which artist you had in your head, you realize the song is too obscure to pretend to play a contextless complete-the-lyric game.

Side note: if FFS still lacks a dictionary entry, go on and give it one. This is how language works.

Do you like watching movies? Is it more fun with others? What about having a subwoofer shake your squishy bits like a park ride? Do you suppose earmuffs and a pair of ski goggles might hamper the experience? Then, maybe shut TF up about Netflix not making an app FFS.

Been awhile since the meaning of a word I oughta remember surprised me.

Bringing back out our favorite South Carolina token holding his South Carolina token, seeing as he wants to stay relevant.

Bless your hearts. Honestly… I hadn’t realized the world was this fucking stupid.

When you have to explain your cleverness.

I mean… here comes two cents worth of priceless to be layed face down upon the pavement and passively dismissed by disinterested eyes … 2024 shall see the first US election since I became voter eligible (1996) to boast the following characteristics:

• Being politically misinformed is tantamount to voting against your own interests (historically one may have been misinformed with their vote unimpacted… the dual reality inversion breaks this).
• Being politically uninformed leaves you vulnerable (as it has always done) to gut-voting against your own interests.

where voting against one’s own interests carries the following characteristics, itself, for the first time since I became voter eligible:

• Successfully voting against your own interests will make your life noticeably worse short term.
• Successfully voting against your own interests will fuck your legacy up long term, forcing your children’s generation to redirect their efforts away from progress into national trauma recovery.
• Successfully voting against your own interests could feasibly contribute to constitutional collapse and uncivil war.

If time isn’t linear, how TF do video shuttles work?

If Siri knows when I stand up, she oughta be able to remind me to do shit the next time I get up to go somewhere. Just sayin’.

If your high octane (and spontaneously batshit) pooch, upon your approach, looks up at you with eyes that say, “Oh, shit… don’t engage. I’m sure he’s harmless; but, that is just too much energy.”, you might be #ADHD.

How far I got in embarrassingly offering up a free watch face consisting of a 24 image art carousel while I was playing around with sharing before platform limitations thankfully cut the process short (I’d just made one capturing sixteen frames of one of my animations).

If there is a point to resolutions such as these, fuck if I know what that point is.

Quagmire

Gen X had skinheads screaming for racial tolerance, bitches. Just sayin’.

There’s a refrain that President Biden uses a lot in his speeches. He’s certainly on the right side of democracy; but, he keeps on saying that democracy is succeeding and authoritarianism is failing around the world. It’s actually not really true. - Velshi

‘Preciate @velshi making one of my points for me this morning.

Would that I were able to deliver my points to him directly. Seems to be the only m0therf$&ker I can stomach watching because he gets so f$&king close all on his own and burns down bandwagons sans hesitation.

Misdirected hostility moves the world

…Feed my eyes now you’ve sewn them shut

Where might the world be now had they been three wise women?

Thinking of painting the baggage one, not sure since I already have it in my head and #ADHD tends not to budge solely for the benefit of that one person that one time that said the one nice thing and the handful of compliments from people you pay to listen to you talk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The three year wait for the unboxing of dumpster fire 2.0 is ending.

Ostrichian authority patched together out of politics-as-usual.

Buckle up, buttercup.