I’m old enough to remember when saying no to Netanyahu was considered antisemitic.

You can’t run on a crutch

When you’re tired of breaking shit… through, up, off or any other such.

When you’re stuck with an inferior superiority complex.

When it occurs to you that the entire English-speaking globe uses the word inspiration incorrectly by peppering the objective with the subjective.

I finally watched past the first ten minutes of #BluePeriod on Netflix this week. It’s night seven; I’ve nearly finished my fourth run through of the 12 episode season. The void should know.

You don’t _underperform _in a poll. The pollsters f$&ked something up.

Stop with your Bellwethers, you dumb f$&ks, I have been saying elections would go this way since October 2020 and I am tired of having to tolerate hearing this shit just to have some news on.

Honestly, the philosophy major I was gonna be had I started at Oglethorpe instead of Tech would have been the most accurate.

It means something that it doesn’t mean anything.

Wait… it’s Asian-accents-aren’t-aloud-unless-there-aren’t-any-Asians-around, right? (I mean, if they weren’t aloud at all, you couldn’t do American accents without looking ridiculously foolish from a stance of mental fortitude.)

Georgia Bulldog ended the Super Bowl. #JustSayin

Jesus just paid a lot of money to declare his foot fetish.

When, either Siri thinks you’ve started speaking mandarin, or you’ve crossed over into official batshit territory.

When you realize you’ve never really managed to realize anything endurably.

When you realize you have to stop behaving like people are interested in what you have to say.

And y’all thought the bed was already wet.

When you realize the only thing, outside of a learning environment, worth capturing in song is emotion.

Side note: not life, f$&kers, that shit is everywhere. I was referring to art.

I cry at the beauty of creation

Stuff

When she is her own unreliable witness, and the bulk of the load goes towards figuring out what f$&king negative must be disproven in order to trip the flag allowing us to pencil placidity back into our schedules.

If you’ve identified that annoying, repetitive ticking currently keeping you from settling into something, and the source happens to be the chaotic rush of CO₂ bubbles crying freedom before bursting against the aluminum can containing all those H₂O molecules who should be so lucky… U might be #ADHD

I mean… above and beyond is just as off target as below and short (from what I gather, never managed to get near the fucker myself).

Hello Today

You look just like Yesterday

So

Fuck you