Changed my Tumblr handle earlier. Curious if re-linking the cross-posting target is gonna right the ship.

BTW @manton, I'm the niche case for the benefit of followers counts on MB. Without this information I'll have no idea when my petulant ravings of feeling invisible begin tipping away from validation … and right into making me look like an a$$hole.

Anyone notice how quickly I have forgotten all about writing … splitting my time between programming and learning how to make art? Being dual-brained with ADHD is not without its perks.

I hate creative lulls (I think part of the problem is my artistic concepts starting to require I actually teach myself how to draw before I could pull them off).

Giving up on Twitter cards, you seriously suck Jack.

Seriously no idea why all of a sudden Twitter has no idea how to load the card images found everywhere else.

Seriously … Jack … you suck at this.

OpenGraph scraper:

Twitter actual:

About to republish a couple of essays just to see how cross-posting goes and to see whether Twitter can get its sh$t together with regard to card images.

Feeling kinda OCD with all the time I am sinking into messing around with the whitespace generated by my Hugo templates.

Twitter card image fetching is so random. Open source scrapers do a better job. You never fail to disappoint Jack.

The new fastest mean time (still waiting for some other soul to get 45 correct).

Y'all have no idea how much I hate myself for creating a new Twitter account. Apparently the world f$&king runs through the houses built by Mark and Jack. Tired of not being read.

Okay @manton, give me an emoji for creative non-fiction and maybe I will reconsider my rejection of all things emoji.

I mean … I'm assuming Medium just doesn't give a f$&k if you aren't buying into their platform to try and get money outta people?

Sh$ts always dropping outta clouds … probably not the best metaphor for digital storage.

Still eats at me that on Twitter, I would have 50 new people following my feed per week. Pretty sure I am still sitting at 0 Micro.blog / Mastodon followers (after how many months?). Medium isn't even catching views. I do appreciate the handful of Tumblrs.

I guess it is worth mentioning to the Mastodon folks that I have been ganking all those cross-posts out from under you since they are duplicates. Once the site rebuilds feel free to find them under the aforementioned categories.

Alright, done cross-posting my greatest hits out of perspectives and biographical tripe. Y'all ever decide to read them I may write more. Otherwise, not much point.

Mind boggling that I stuck nine of my greatest hits on Medium and they have netted zero f$&king views. What a useless platform. (And yes they are appropriately tagged).

Lightning fast this afternoon @manton

When you've nothing better to do than expand your kaomoji iOS Shortcut to employ categories:

Congrats, Tumblr, on being yet another platform with a functional web client but an iOS app that chokes under pressure.

Why … the f$&k … do they need to make it so f$&king difficult … to fill a g@dd@mn prescription each month … without a three day f$&king lapse? The thought of rolling my own Adderall has occurred to me more than once.

Kinda tough to tell the difference between constantly choosing a new direction and going in circles.

Seeing as my hatred of all things emoji colored isn't going anywhere, thought I would play around with making a sticker pack for Telegram.