The top of the one before last

Running out of real estate

Okay, the cross-posting is taking too long … but I will get to the bottom of that hole … eventually there won't be enough pixels to make anything out and we'll find out if it's me that comes with the warning label.

*in-my-best-@neiltyson-voice*

Deeper, deeper, deeper still

How deep y'all think this rabbit hole goes?

I mean…

Suppose this is the new normal now. My tweets are suddenly littered with these f$&king blue boxes (as this one will be I'm f$&kin' sure, got something for ya Jack … ୧༼ಠ益ಠ╭∩╮༽).

The tweet upon which Jack felt compelled to slap a warning, the criteria for such slapping, and my appeal regarding the fitness of such a slap (you really do suck at this Jack ┌П┐(ಠ_ಠ)).

By the way … there ain't much sand left with which to f$&k around.

.@pimoore I may write up a post with all the sh$t I could do in Swift that it pisses me off I can't do without it.

Sooo … @Apple … are we at the point yet where I can whip out Swift Playgrounds on my iPad (with this sick magic keyboard) and use my favorite (and f$&king superior to all as I've been rapidly finding out while being forced into using all this other subpar sh$te) language to create an action (say linting some Hugo theme or plugin files from my local Working Copy repository directory before pushing them to their origin and trying them out on Micro.blog) that can be woven into the Shortcuts ecosystem? 'Cause … if not … you're doin' it wrong.

So … yeah … I've got to stop letting myself tinker with plugins installed on the main blog … the rebuilds are cramping my style (and sending folks to empty category pages).

Now we're talkin'

Hugo … rebuild my site GDit. Any who clicks one of those links before you have is gonna think I'm an a$$hole.

For if you just met me and really … you're in it for the critters:

For if you just met me and you want to go straight up poetry:

For if you just met me and you want to see the art I've made since I picked up the habit last April:

Gallery

Art gallery

For if you just met me and you want to go creative non-fiction sociopolitical:

Racking up the typos David Flanagan

Christ, I'm 4,895 words into this plugin walkthrough and I still have to explain the data file and the Cardify module.

Every time I pull the exact number of hangers out of the closet to hang the shirts present in the remains of the load of laundry I've left to whither away in a pile on top of the bed it blows my mind. The winning number today was 15.

It's tricky to wrap a lime to wrap a lime that's soaked in wine it's tricky

Seriously … Hugo v0.54… bro … you tell me why you're trying 604 concurrent map writes … 'cause this sh$t is kinda on you and you're crappy underlying code base built on top of crappy f$&king programming language.

F$&k it, I'll tackle displaying shortcode-code in the morning.

And while I'm thinking about it @manton … it would be cool if my HTML character entities could remain HTML character entities when opening to edit.