Brunch time for the birdies.
Jenn (concerned by the current trend of our utility bill) over corrects with the updated heat setting.
When you say "order up" every time you stick fresh apples out for the squirrels 'cause you keep hoping the squirrels are gonna catch on one day and it'll end up being the cutest f$&kin' thing ever.
#SoFuckingCute
cc @AlysBijoux
Y'all remember those pull back cars that you get going by spinning their back wheels to build up potential energy? Same general principle at play:
Cutie putootie with her new glued on granules keeping her from falling down and going boom when she gets all excited.
When mommy has Mariah Carey's Cookies delivered just cause daddy ate your last two cookies and you really wanted some.
When daddy ate your last two cookies and you ain't havin' it (sound on).
The problem with loving a cute AF little old lady … is you can never love on them without freakin' them TF out.
#HeerreWeeeGoo #Noo ⎶ #NooWaayy #NooOonne ⎶ #Gonnnaaa #Stop‿#Nowa‿#Go
#IAmSoExcited #ICanBarelyStandIt #SoundOn
Feeding lunch to lil' miss finicky.
Soooo, Murphy (
(◔_◔) ) did not have the patience to wait for all the balloons to align. She did, however, have something she wanted me to pass on to y'all: it's gameday beeches!#GoDawgs #SicEm #WoofWoofWoofWoofWoof
(sound on)
*sound on*
Fussy McFussypants rides again.
#SleepyHead
#BottomsUp
When grooming the ungroomable dog:
- You won't finish in one sitting.
- You'll need a reliable containment method.
- Containing the clippings won't be possible.
- The final length of the cut really won't be up to you.
- You won't finish in one sitting.
And it's the feet now … now he is f$&king with my feet.
When daddy chooses to pass the time waiting for the cleaning service to leave (at which point the dwelling shall be safe to enter once more) by f$&king with your fur.