Sportin' some leftover cream cheese.
All things critter-related.
Sleepy head just before I have to wake her on up for some cream cheese wrapped evening pills.
Looking hot in her little blue floor grabbers (bonus points if you picked up that she's panting).
Tonight's points will be awarded to whoever can make sense of the little seagull shuffle performed by every seagull crossing from right to left (but never when going from left to right).
My squirrels have developed a 12 🍎 / day habit.
Modeling her little floor grabbers.
Sleepyhead sportin' some leftover cream cheese from her evening pilling.
Getting her to sit still when she comes to.
Watching her run around on a bad ticker to the point she has a cardiac event (make sure you catch the following post).
Brunch time for the birdies.
Jenn (concerned by the current trend of our utility bill) over corrects with the updated heat setting.
When you say "order up" every time you stick fresh apples out for the squirrels 'cause you keep hoping the squirrels are gonna catch on one day and it'll end up being the cutest f$&kin' thing ever.
Y'all remember those pull back cars that you get going by spinning their back wheels to build up potential energy? Same general principle at play:
Cutie putootie with her new glued on granules keeping her from falling down and going boom when she gets all excited.
When mommy has Mariah Carey's Cookies delivered just cause daddy ate your last two cookies and you really wanted some.
When daddy ate your last two cookies and you ain't havin' it (sound on).
The problem with loving a cute AF little old lady … is you can never love on them without freakin' them TF out.
#HeerreWeeeGoo #Noo ⎶ #NooWaayy #NooOonne ⎶ #Gonnnaaa #Stop‿#Nowa‿#Go
#IAmSoExcited #ICanBarelyStandIt #SoundOn
Feeding lunch to lil' miss finicky.