What I have lost … and what I have gained.

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So I suppose there are 38 whatevers being matched. Y'all suppose the gray bits are where the genetic code didn't match against any breed decoded in the database utilized by their algorithm?

How do you get a pitbull born with a bum leg into a zip up, full length onesie for some sun baked winter basking? At his pace… very carefully… so long as you have his permission.

It appears Luna has been fortifying. I don't think I want to know what's inside the world's smallest super soakers.

.@manton, thoughts on moving towards a muted, autoplay model for videos in the timeline… or are you imagining Micro.blog users with a higher rate of play presses (cause I'm imagining a bunch of large darkish gray rectangles with light, tipped over triangles flying off scrolled screens)?

Hit me with your favorite (or simply utilized) doggy DNA outfit. We'd been told Kota had some boxer in him and 100% anything kinda screams inaccuracy if you ask me. Jenn says we oughta try Wisdom Panel for a second opinion.

When you realize you've the same amount of self-discipline as the dog that won't stop licking his feet, no matter how many times you tell him to stop and he's all, "okay, okay" (it's in the eyes (not pictured)).

I mean…

In case you were aware of the photo carousel lock screen/wallpaper for your always-on-display-capable iPhone… and you weren't aware of the foregrounding portraiture.

When you realize you could totally use one of those social-media-content-creator-subscription thingies to make bank by allowing folks to subscribe to your account for access to all your content… of your dog… … …for access to all your content of your dog. #FML

Woot! Stumbled upon some golden explore.org live webcam action (and then realized I took a live photo instead of taking video, so giffed that f$&ker).

Proposition: one's dependence upon interaction with animals for the accumulation of happiness may be losslessly expressed as a function taking as input the degree of ridiculousness with which one modulates their speaking voice when addressing them during said interactions.

When you're thinking of charging up an old iPhone just to make it easier (#ADHD compatible) to capture video of your dog watching the video you captured of your dog.

I created a YouTube playlist collecting all of Kota's cute AF videos. You're welcome.

#Lapdog

Kota should have his own account across all the social media platforms; but, I'm afraid his success would significantly swell that chip securely seated upon my shoulder.

You Sure You Wanna Know? #bully #dog #cutedog #doglove #critters

Here's another Micro.blog timeline feeler to see if anyone is even reading these there. You only get counted when you reply … what you feel like saying is irrelevant in this particular scenario. Here's a lure:

#BulliesWatchingBullies

I think Kota especially likes watching bullies 'cause of his friends over at Bad Rap in Oakland.

#bully #dog #cutedog #doglove #critters #happy

#BulliesWatchingBullies #bully #dog #cutedog #doglove #critters #happy

I think Kota especially loves watching bullies 'cause of his friends over at Bad Rap in Oakland.

Kota Watching Dugan #bully #dog #cutedog #doglove #critters #happy

Checking the peformance of Kota's collar while we're out for a morning stroll #airtag #paracord #knotting #decorativeknots #dog #bully #critters

Frog Hunt (Under a Minute Edit) #godawgs #sicem #woofwoofwoofwoofwoof

#bully #dog #cutedog #critters #happy

Frog Hunt #GoDawgs #SicEm #WoofWoofWoofWoofWoof

#bully #dog #cutedog #doglove #critters #happy

When your inner dialogue begins channeling A Bit of Frye and Laurie while sketching out the transcript for the new Kota video you want to make and you remember that the last 8 years have f$&kified folks' receptor capacity into a 59 sec video buffer. Eat a D Social Med.